AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages
TotalAIM has put together a collection of funny, witty, interesting, and addicting away messages for your usage. Select a category from the left and Set as Away to begin.

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Set As AwayIf I was sober, I would have inserted a witty away message between these two arrows: -->
Set As AwayI don't have drinking problems, I am just very thirsty.
Set As AwayPartying all night leads to puking all day.
Set As AwayI am out partying, if you find me, please help me get home safe.
Set As AwayI live my life one shot at a time.
Set As AwayI live for the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget.
Set As Away99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around...
Set As AwayIf you can read this message without any trouble, you obviously have a lack of alcohol.
Set As AwayOne tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla...FLOOR!
Set As AwayOfficer I swear to drunk I'm not god.
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