AOL Instant Messenger Away MessagesTotalAIM has put together a collection of funny, witty, interesting, and addicting away messages for your usage. Select a category from the left and Set as Away to begin.
I have been diagnosed with a life-threatening disease called boredom... Doctors say that the only cure is for me to receive as many entertaining messages from as many people as possible.
There is a sick child who needs your help. He/She is dying of a disease called boredom. If you want to make a contribution to help save their life, please leave a message with the amount you are willing to contribute.