AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages
TotalAIM has put together a collection of funny, witty, interesting, and addicting away messages for your usage. Select a category from the left and Set as Away to begin.

Total in 'Thinkers' category: 32Sort by
Set As AwayIf you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
Set As AwayWhat happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Set As AwayWhy is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?
Set As AwayIf a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
Set As AwayIf psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?
Set As AwayPractice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice?
Set As AwayIf toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Set As AwayIsn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
Set As AwayI'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie.
Set As AwayHow do you throw away a trash can?
Page 1 of 4 | Next Page
First Page | | Last Page
Total Icons: 26749
Total Aways: 238


Copyright © 2007 Bored.com. All Rights Reserved

AIM Icons | Away Messages | Contact Us
Privacy Policy