AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages TotalAIM has put together a collection of funny, witty, interesting, and addicting away messages for your usage. Select a category from the left and Set as Away to begin.Total in 'Thinkers' category: 32Sort by Most Comments Last Added Most Downloads
Set As Away If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them? Set As Away What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Set As Away Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo? Set As Away If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? Set As Away If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working? Set As Away Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice? Set As Away If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Set As Away Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"? Set As Away I'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie. Set As Away How do you throw away a trash can?
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