AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages
TotalAIM has put together a collection of funny, witty, interesting, and addicting away messages for your usage. Select a category from the left and Set as Away to begin.

Total in 'Showering' category: 19Sort by
Set As AwayOne day I'll be showered with money, and diamonds, but for now I'll just settle for soap and water.
Set As AwayTaking a rub-a-dub-dub in the tub Sorry I can't type while I scrub But once I'm fresh and clean I'll be back at my computer screen
Set As AwayIn the shower, I'll be right ba... wait a minute. You're thinking of me naked, aren't you? Well if you weren't before, you are now.
Set As AwayI'm showering in hopes that it will solve the whole people running away from me problem.
Set As AwayRub a dub dub, this stud's in the tub.
Set As AwayI once knew a kid who smelled really bad. People made fun of him and it made him sad. So now, everyday, I set aside an hour. And in honor of him, I take a hot shower.
Set As AwayI'm taking a vertical bath.
Set As AwayRoses are red Violets are blue I'm in the shower Wanna come too?
Set As AwayI'm taking a shower now because the neighbors are starting to complain.
Set As AwayDon't waste water, shower with a friend.
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